My paranormal week

'Tis the season to scare each other and while I was preparing my life-size hanging dummy to scare the kiddies at Halloween, I was frightened by my home's resident and apparently rambunctious ghost. He apparently decided now was the time to make contact with me by brushing my face and whispered something in my ear that I couldn't quite hear as I was screaming.

So I slept with the lights on. Good times.

Red Herring -- you remember them in the golden years, right? -- is looking for some reporters. And if editing is more your style, you might want to live in the best little town in the Bay Area and be the editor of the Benicia Herald. Can't say much for the paper, having seen it, but you could turn it all around!